(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
(Source: trcummings)
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Teacher:
And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
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Student:
So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
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Teacher:
Technically
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Student:
But it doesn't even taste like-
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Teacher:
what
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Student:
what
So we opened the portal to Hell today
this kid brought christmas lights to school and decorated his desk in every class
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class is too quiet
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stomach:
ladies and gentlemen i shall play you the song of my people
(Source: dragonsroar)
(Source: interestingfactsblog)
(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular)
When the teacher continues “teaching” after class is supposed to be over.
(Source: wheninlawschool)
(Source: nsfwhumor)
