Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to see how they would react Expectation: Reality: (Source: f-ded)
I need to start working out.. Expectation: “Oh yeah! Boys, here I come!” Reality: “Oh look. FOOD!” (Source: excusemejesus)
The awkward moment when you come back from something and someone has stolen your seat. EXPECTATION: REALITY: (Source: bit.ly)